February 2011
“He is in a constant state of stage fright, he says, because he never knows what...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
You won't get addicted from doing it just once
http://threewords.me/isabelbitchfit
January 2011
fuck the coconut man
just had an awesome photo shoot with nik weikert in the igloo at cambridge commons and brandon will be here soon and i get to be happy and sleep and go to the gym at 6 because its the best thing ive ever done and go to class and make a collage out of my ink drawings to make a block city and then get my english paper edited, which i think is really well written and i’m in a really good mood...
To charlies….
Will it take 45 minutes for them to make my food?
Will it be disgusting?
Will they have what I want?
Will they make it correctly?
But most importantly,
will they FINALLY HAVE PICKLES?
It’s always a gamble up in here.
ladiebear asked: <3
mollymcdermott asked: <3 hehe
I didn’t realize how long this song was until 16 minutes and 25 seconds into it.
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get I will post one random fact about myself. GO! Do it: http://isabelbernstein.tumblr.com/ask
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I think I overuse ‘gpoy’
its just so funny
whitegurlproblems:
isabelbernstein:
whitegurlproblems:
Anonymous said whitegurlproblems is runty, jew, and riot
Hey isabel ;]
I have no clue what you could possibly be talking about
YEAH YOU’D LIKE THAT, FAGGOT
….come and see how good I look
jk i messed up, it’s this one
http://threewords.me/isabelbitchfit
whitegurlproblems:
Anonymous said whitegurlproblems is runty, jew, and riot
Hey isabel ;]
I have no clue what you could possibly be talking about
o plz do me this
http://threewords.me/isabelbernstein
so many people are so annoying
bye
Re: Note to self
Going to the gym at 6 in the morning is awesome
I felt really awake and alert when I left, went to White and got breakfast and tea
I’m getting picked up in about 15 minutes, if I hadn’t gone to the gym i’d be zombie walking around my room right now getting ready.
Excellent discovery.
note to self
going to the gym at 6 am does not make you hot shit
it makes you tired
f ALL this noise.
I have a funeral to attend today, which is unfortunate to say the least.
When people do things like write “where” when they really mean “wear”, or write “board” when they really mean “bored”, I’m forced to wonder
Why can’t they spell
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Cabins: A place to rest that is made of logs
lololol Skins is sponsored by clearasil.
get it?
skin?
clearasil… okay
Pointless #1
I am going to buy some toothpaste
The rest of my day:
Watching Skins (The real one, not stupid US version)
Going to the gym with Kristina and Lea at 6 (what?)
Having a sleepover with my my fairy godson, Joe Bonomi.
GOodness.
Here are some song lyrics that make me laugh:
Shorty got that good good, man, I’ve gotta have it Ass so fat, man, I just wanna grab it That’s a bad habit, excuse my hand I wanna kidnap you, baby, change of plans
uhhhhh i dont want to go to english dont make me
i need to go the fuck to bed
It ain't tricking if you've got it.
I tried my hardest not to have a 12-9 day of classes.
But here it is
12-3 digital design, or something
3-6 abstract principles of sculpture YES I CANT WAIT
6-9 art history
LETS DO IT
I just watched the episode of the office where Jim does the olympics and michael buys a condo
it was so cute
i love this show
briegrace:
I HEARD YOU GOOD WITH THEM...
“Have you ever had so much to say that your mouth closed up tight struggling to...”
– Crank by Ellen Hopkins (via thechocolatebrigade)
I couldn’t have put it better myself.
My name is Yon Yonson,
I work in Wisconsin,
I work in a lumbermill there.
The people I meet when I walk down the street,
They say, “What’s your name?”
And I say,
“My name is Yon Yonson,
I work in Wisconsin…”
And so it goes
jmullin asked: I love everything you add as a caption underneath pictures of cats....and I hate cats so that says something. And i just needed to tell you that. Okay.
Don’t think, just listen :)
